Global Statements

Syntax: PROC RASTINATE

Complete documentation for the RASTINATE procedure will be posted at a later date.

PROC RASTINATE <option(s)>;

RUN;

Applies the “rastination” conversion (R. Aster, 2005) to postpone all processing until an indeterminate time in the future.

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